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淮經理費力的咽了下口水，半餉才操著肥厚的手背猛擦腦門，笑得一臉諂媚：“聞人律師真是青春靚麗啊。”看到聞人律師的眉峰似乎輕蹙了一下，難不成怪自己言語輕浮了？趕忙又憋出一句：“和我們小郝一樣，看著跟大學生似的，真搭，年輕就是好啊，你們年輕人多溝通溝通。”說罷訕訕的退回座位。

我去，瞎說什么大實話呢？什么叫做看著真搭？年輕人多溝通溝通？這種相親的即視感是鬧哪樣啊？拜托別用那么艷羨的語氣說出這種引人遐思的話啊。現在女生和女生之間也不能隨便般配的好嗎？郝歡樂抓了兩個金燦燦的小橘子，惡狠狠的塞進淮經理厚厚的手掌中，生怕他再說出什么語不驚人死不休的話來。

聞人語倒是淡定的多，似乎沒看到郝歡樂憋紅臉的含羞帶怒的窘態，默默地從萬能的包包里掏出一本書細細看來。午后的陽光透過車窗灑了進來，為她完美的輪廓勾勒出一層淡金的光彩，更顯靈秀脫塵，美得恍若畫中。

咫尺之隔的郝歡樂看得如癡如醉，更覺得那人優秀得遙不可及。她就這么靜靜的看著，虔誠而又貪婪，仿佛看著一場浮華美夢。美人品書，我賞美人，歲月靜好，現世安穩。等等，好像有什么亂入了，畫風不太對啊。郝歡樂揉了揉眼睛，湊近了看，聞人語手中捧著的那本書封面上竟出現了三個無比熟悉的逗比：王大錘？叫獸？小子墨？細看書名：《萬萬沒想到：生活才是戲劇》！

我去！真是萬萬沒想到！聞人冰山女大王你用這么恬靜優雅的表情看著國民逗比小說，這樣真的好嗎？郝歡樂嘴角抽搐，如夢如幻的意境被深深的違合感打敗了。

“怎么？感興趣？”聞人語注意到雙眼圓睜的郝歡樂，很慷慨的從包包里掏出好幾冊書，那些熟悉的書名一下子就把郝歡樂砸傻了。

郝歡樂扶額嘆息，心里的吐槽爆棚到幾乎能發射元槽彈了：“你那是叮當貓的乾坤袋么，怎么裝得下那么多東西？不對，要吐槽的不是這個！你那都是些神馬書？什么《荒川爆笑團》、《暴漫全冊》、《搞笑日和》、《十萬個冷笑話》……真是夠了！節操呢？人家《鳳凰花》里蕭女王喜歡看全套喜羊羊也就罷了，你個腹黑冰山假仙喜好的居然全是屌絲摯愛到底幾個意思？一旦接受這種設定，想想還挺帶感呢——個鬼啊，完全不忍直視好嗎？”

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為什么會在這個點不自信和愧疚啊！“只是沒想到你會看這樣的書。律師不是很講究專業素養，不斷提升么？”白領精英冷面女王不應看的是財經報道或律法論述，再不濟你裝下文藝看《讀者》也成啊，就算看全是英文的時裝雜志我也不會覺得你裝13的，真的。

“那些書我自然也會看，只是沒這些有意思。”

“有意思？”

“難道你不喜歡？”

“喜歡喜歡，完全是我的菜啊。第一次看到實體書真的有點小激動呢。以前都眼巴巴的看著神經比大腿粗的空手套白狼一個勁的曬。”

“神經比大腿粗？”

“那是我的好基友，不，網上認識的好朋友，跟我一樣喜歡這種類型的動漫小說，經常一起追番刷b站的。”

“神經比大腿粗？”語氣又莫名的森冷了一分。

“只是個比喻，那人就是比較女漢(屌)紙(絲)。嘿嘿。”聞人女王大概是不喜歡自己在背后說人壞話，郝歡樂忙生硬的轉移話題，“我尤其喜歡十冷，還看了大電影的。真沒想到寒舞這樣的美御姐腦動會開得那么大。”

“哦，美御姐？”莫名的威壓再次透過清冷的聲音傳來。

“咳咳，寒舞這個小丫頭片子構思還是挺奇葩的。”郝歡樂嚴肅正經的糾正。

“確實，挺有意思的。剛出的手游也不賴。”聞人女王表示肯定。

“你居然也在玩手游？”